-12 DAYS, 95 INTERRUPTIONS-
Yep, that's right. In the past 12 days, Jeff has entered my office 95 times to ask questions, make stupid comments, and crunch peanuts in my ear. I keep a piece of paper next to my computer and give it a tic mark every time he comes in. He thinks it's a list that I'm tallying of vendor calls. Now, keep in mind, this doesn't include the emails he sends me everyday. That averages around 10-12. And also keep in mind, he's been working here for 13 months. My only saving grace...the dude drags his frucking feet when he walks, so if I'm quick on my feet I can pick up the phone for a pretend call.
This is some sad shit.
This is some sad shit.
posted by ALISHA at 7:58 AM
7 Comments:
who is jeff?
Me, that's who.
I work two jobs.
Sorry Darci, the whole thing about being allergic to peanuts was a lie. And Alisha, don't make fun of my walk. My left foot is wayyy heavier than my right.
My client who works in Corpus Christi wrote this and sent it to me. I thought it was funny so I posted it. It's not coming from me. Jeff is a guy she works with.
Dear Jeff,
i dont think we can be friends anymore. ever since we met its been an emotional roller coaster. all these lies about peanuts and a club foot. what next...you gonna tell me you arent half asian or my "jump shot" you taught me is way wrong. i just dont know what to believe anymore....
Sincerely,
Darci
Dear Darci,
I apologize for all the deceit. You've been nothing but kind and generous to me since we've met, and all I've done in return is tell you tall tales and teach you improper shooting methods. (Sorry to say but it's actually wrong to point at the basket when you shoot)
I hope you don't think any less of me now that you've found out about my club foot and the real reason why I wear big shoes. In all honesty though, and leaving on a positive note, I am half asian!!
Regards,
Jeff
Dear Jeff,
I forgive you.
Sincerely,
Darci
P.S. i better not find out that you really aren't half asian
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