-TOOTY McTOOTERSON-
Most of you probably don’t know this about me...
I have the worst gas of anyone I have ever come into contact with. Seriously, I think something is dead inside of me. When I pass gas, I can easily clear a room...myself included. And I get it on a daily basis. Just doesn’t seem right.
Any suggestions for what I can do to help with this? I tried googling it, but no luck. I think I may be the only person in the world with this problem.
I have the worst gas of anyone I have ever come into contact with. Seriously, I think something is dead inside of me. When I pass gas, I can easily clear a room...myself included. And I get it on a daily basis. Just doesn’t seem right.
Any suggestions for what I can do to help with this? I tried googling it, but no luck. I think I may be the only person in the world with this problem.
posted by ALISHA at 11:40 AM
16 Comments:
you guys....for real though....evevrything Alisha has said is true...PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!
honey...i mean this in the sweetest way...i love you
Change your diet. Its digested food fermenting in your lower intestine. Take certain things out of your diet one at a time to pinpoint the culprit.
And you smell like pee too.
alisha, i am sorry to break it to you, but EVERYTHING in life is a choice... and you have made choices in your life that have brought you to this predicament. i will pray for you. ;)
Seriously, all jokes aside. If there is a heaven and a hell...hell would smell like my gas. That is how bad it is.
And Silver I I I...I have already omitted a lot of things from my diet. South Beach is no joke. I think I'd rather smoke Darci out with my gas instead of dropping anything else from my diet. Thanks though.
CULLEN! Are you going to be at the game tonight? Meet at my house at 8. Teter is going to play with us.
this is true...we can barely eat anything as it is...plus we eat all the same foods and i dont have tutors the way Alisha has tutors...again i mean that in the sweetest way honey...i love you for you...gas included.
HEY CP!!...be at the game tonight!!
Teter....neat-o gang!! cant wait to see ya!!
lighten up counselor. you must be defensive because you know you are wrong... i mean, that is how you defined it. if you learn to laugh a little, maybe you wouldn't be so uptight. hey guys, i will be there tonight. i might lose a lung, but i will be stationed on the three point line for ya.
Sweet Cullen! I'll bring the ball down the court, and then go post up. I shot 2 airballs from the 3 last week. I'm going to move it in a little closer this week, so if you get the ball on the outside look for me down low on the block ready to turn and dunk on someone.
Holler.
Have you atleast tried Gas-X?
Now I understand why you have so many candles in your house.
-someone light a match.
Please!!
For the record...Bean-O is no match for my gas. I've taken it for 2 days straight, and I'm still blowin' up inside.
That's nasty
maybe you should stop eating all together. water and ice diet....
This just in...
The Beano IS WORKING. Praise the lawd.
GOD BLESS BEANO!!
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