Wednesday, January 25, 2006

-8 TRAITS OF MY PERFECT LOVER-

The rules: The tagged victim (me) lists 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner, mentioning the sex of said partner.

Their Sex: Female.

The Act of Sex: Warm me up. Make it hot. Cool me down. Listen to what I ask for, and try to deliver. You won’t get me off every time, so don’t expect to. If that disappoints you, let me know, and I’ll fake it for a couple months, then dump you once I’m totally bored. Your goal in bed with me is to make me feel good and make me feel closer to you, every time. I'll do the same.

1-You should be confident not only in yourself, but in me as well.

2-You should be more of the romantic. I am the lesser.

3-You must be ambitious and eager about things for your own life, because that will inspire me to share it with you.

4-You have to realize that I am a Gemini and with that comes 2 personalities on their own agenda. You’ll have to be able to adjust yours. Sue me. I’m moody. It’ll be best if you are laid back about it. If you’re not, we’ll fight. I’ll win. You’ll get dumped.

5-You have to be athletic. I will want to sleep with you at night, kiss you in the morning, and throw the football during the day.

6-You have to be smart, not a genius, but smart. I should learn something from you everyday.

7-You’ll have to love my family. If you can’t...there’s no way you can love me.

8-Simply want me. Never need me.

3 Comments:

Blogger Rachael said...

I especially like 3, 5 and 8.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH...WELL....i pretty much knocked this one out of the park....i dont mean to toot my own horn or anything.....TOOT TOOT!!

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said!

8:28 AM  

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