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I send my client Bloggertainment. But I just copy and paste certain postings into an email for her, because I can’t have her running around with my blog link at Whataburger Corporate Headquarters. That could get me fired if the wrong person got their hands on it.
Well, I just sent her the “5 Things” post from below, and she sent back 5 things about her. I found them so interesting, I’ve decided to post.
You may think that this kind of communication between my client and I is a waste of precious work time. But I like to think of this as building client relationships. It's important.
1. I never went to high a school dance. No one asked. But I did participate by painting all the themed back drops for the couple photos.
2. The first day of my freshman year this guy stood up and said, "Hail Hitler" during the Pledge of Allegiance. It then started a huge fight, and the cops showed up. I was terrified. Not because I was scared for my life, but because the idiot was my brother. He spent his senior year in alternative school and no one ever made the connection.
3. While everyone else was taking dance lessons as a child, I was in the Rock Club. No, not music, rocks. I loved studying rocks. I would sit in my Grandmother's driveway for hours and polish rocks in the polisher. It's amazing what an ugly stone can become.
4. When I was 7, my brother and I put sheets on our head and chased each other around the house. It was Halloween. My Mom was in the kitchen loading the dishwasher. I tripped. I fell. I got stabbed with a butcher knife and a 2-prong meat fork. Barely missed the lungs. My Mom passed out due to blood and my dad, who was loaded, had to drive me to the hospital. I remember being in the backseat of the VW bus bouncing around and asking if I was going to die. My dad's reply was, "no, but do you mind if we stop for a roadie."
5. I didn't wet my bed ever. But I got sent home several times from school for peeing in pants from laughing so hard. Peeing at home on yourself is ten time better.
Well, I just sent her the “5 Things” post from below, and she sent back 5 things about her. I found them so interesting, I’ve decided to post.
You may think that this kind of communication between my client and I is a waste of precious work time. But I like to think of this as building client relationships. It's important.
1. I never went to high a school dance. No one asked. But I did participate by painting all the themed back drops for the couple photos.
2. The first day of my freshman year this guy stood up and said, "Hail Hitler" during the Pledge of Allegiance. It then started a huge fight, and the cops showed up. I was terrified. Not because I was scared for my life, but because the idiot was my brother. He spent his senior year in alternative school and no one ever made the connection.
3. While everyone else was taking dance lessons as a child, I was in the Rock Club. No, not music, rocks. I loved studying rocks. I would sit in my Grandmother's driveway for hours and polish rocks in the polisher. It's amazing what an ugly stone can become.
4. When I was 7, my brother and I put sheets on our head and chased each other around the house. It was Halloween. My Mom was in the kitchen loading the dishwasher. I tripped. I fell. I got stabbed with a butcher knife and a 2-prong meat fork. Barely missed the lungs. My Mom passed out due to blood and my dad, who was loaded, had to drive me to the hospital. I remember being in the backseat of the VW bus bouncing around and asking if I was going to die. My dad's reply was, "no, but do you mind if we stop for a roadie."
5. I didn't wet my bed ever. But I got sent home several times from school for peeing in pants from laughing so hard. Peeing at home on yourself is ten time better.
posted by ALISHA at 9:58 AM
1 Comments:
If she finds out you outed her in cofidence, you're fired for sure.
Make sure Britton never reads this.
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