-”EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT IN THERE.”-
I’m sure you’ll all be glad to know that I had my annual girly doctor visit today. I always schedule the early morning appointment and do my best to clean up down there before I go in. You know...I bathe, shave, spray a nice subtle scent, sprinkle some glitter...the whole nine yards. The Doc really appreciates my attention to detail.
But it never fails...I always screw something up. Like this time...I wore my Birkenstocks, so when I took my shoes and clothes off to put on that sexy hospital gown, my damn feet stunk. I hate that, because when the Doc does what she does with that cold metal thing and the q-tip...she’s RIGHT by my feet. I’d hate for her to think my yah-hah smells like feet, when in all actuality it smells more like Lavender. Anyways, before the Doc made it into the room I managed to cover my feet in Purel and disguise the Birkenstock feet scent. Whew. As for the rest of the visit...”Everything looks great in there.” Hey, don’t be mad. I’m just quoting the Doc.
But it never fails...I always screw something up. Like this time...I wore my Birkenstocks, so when I took my shoes and clothes off to put on that sexy hospital gown, my damn feet stunk. I hate that, because when the Doc does what she does with that cold metal thing and the q-tip...she’s RIGHT by my feet. I’d hate for her to think my yah-hah smells like feet, when in all actuality it smells more like Lavender. Anyways, before the Doc made it into the room I managed to cover my feet in Purel and disguise the Birkenstock feet scent. Whew. As for the rest of the visit...”Everything looks great in there.” Hey, don’t be mad. I’m just quoting the Doc.
posted by ALISHA at 7:56 AM
8 Comments:
GREAT NEWS!!...but i could have told you that...HAHHAHAHAHA SICK!! I KNOW!! YEAH I SAID IT!! hahhahaahha....i guess mel jay is right....this is just a dirty conversation between the two of us....great blog piece baby
Darci-Correct me if I’m wrong, but your line would be...”Everything tastes great down there.” You don’t actually have the tools to see in.
OH MY GOD!!....WOW....i dont even know what to say here....HOLY HELL......HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
oh my god.... i think i love you guys.
remember that time when we lived in the same city, and we didnt see eachother for a while, and when we did it was only for the five minutes that you guys made an appearance at tina's?? yeah, that time is now... so lets do dinner or something sometime
CP i think that is a great idea!!...lets start planning
The one post you decide to not post pictures.
Thanks a lot.
the man has a good point
Sorry to disappoint. Insurance doesn't cover taking yah hah pictures for my blog. I'll ask next year. And I'll be sure to double on the glitter just incase.
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