-EVERYONE LOVES A TEXAS GIRL-

Random quickie...from some guy I don’t even know, but oh well.

This was his email:

Went to a party at Lauren’s on Saturday night. About 20 people. Half of us went to some random bar, the other half went to this upscale place called Marquee. Anyways, these 2 pretty girls who were visiting Lauren from Texas went to Marquee. I didn't of course, opting for the hole in the wall with $3 beers.

So yesterday morning, Lauren calls me and says "Do you know some guy named Matt Line Hart?" I laugh and say yeah and don't bother to correct her. She says, well he was at Marquee last night, and hit on one of the girls from Texas all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her. She turned around and slapped him, and left. I said yea yea, I doubt it even though it kinda made sense that he would be in an upscale club (in New York) getting trashed after losing the Heisman.

I told her I'd believe the story when I saw pictures. Wellll, here they are...