-5 THINGS...-
People probably don’t know about me:
V. When I eat I cut up my meat and vegetables into perfect little proportionate bites. And, I arrange them on my plate as I eat so that it always looks evenly spaced. Usually in rows of two.
IV. When I was in 1st grade my dad received a call from my teacher requesting a parent-teacher conference. At first he was a little surprised and got defensive because I made straight A’s and had perfect conduct. My dad was somewhat embarrassed (but not surprised) when the teacher revealed the problem. “Ya see Mr. Sare, lately, Alisha’s been making bets with other students and taking all of their lunch money.”
III. In the 5th grade all Texas public schools take the students to a camp for a whole week. I got sent home on the 4th day because I mooned the boys in the cabin across the way. I had to ride all the way home from Oklahoma with my school principal, who just happened to be visiting camp that day. To this day, I make it a point to moon someone at least 3 times a week.
II. I wet the bed until I was 12. I slept in bed with my mom until I was 14.
I. There are 3 UT graduates in the NBA right now who I’ve beat in H-O-R-S-E at least once...Chris Mihm, Maurice Evans, TJ Ford.
V. When I eat I cut up my meat and vegetables into perfect little proportionate bites. And, I arrange them on my plate as I eat so that it always looks evenly spaced. Usually in rows of two.
IV. When I was in 1st grade my dad received a call from my teacher requesting a parent-teacher conference. At first he was a little surprised and got defensive because I made straight A’s and had perfect conduct. My dad was somewhat embarrassed (but not surprised) when the teacher revealed the problem. “Ya see Mr. Sare, lately, Alisha’s been making bets with other students and taking all of their lunch money.”
III. In the 5th grade all Texas public schools take the students to a camp for a whole week. I got sent home on the 4th day because I mooned the boys in the cabin across the way. I had to ride all the way home from Oklahoma with my school principal, who just happened to be visiting camp that day. To this day, I make it a point to moon someone at least 3 times a week.
II. I wet the bed until I was 12. I slept in bed with my mom until I was 14.
I. There are 3 UT graduates in the NBA right now who I’ve beat in H-O-R-S-E at least once...Chris Mihm, Maurice Evans, TJ Ford.
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