-THANK YOU ROOMMATES.COM-
(INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW ALREADY, MY CURRENT ROOMIE, JACKIE B, IS MOVING OUT IN MID-DECEMBER. JUST YESTERDAY I SIGNED ONTO ROOMMATES.COM AND I ALREADY FOUND A REPLACEMENT. HIS NAME IS JEFF, AND I'M SURE YOU ALL WILL LOVE HIM.)
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(FROM JEFF)
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Hey Alisha,
I like your place too much to say no and you're really cool and I think it would be a lot of fun to live there. If you happen to come across someone else that you think would work out better then don't be reluctant to let me know. I'm extremely flexible so just whatever is best for you. When I was up in Austin this morning I checked out the 24 hour fitness and ended up signing up and shot around a bit. It's pretty cool. The spinning classes are a must. Those are a lot of fun. Well, I'm going to go ahead and take myself off of this site and so if you want to e-mail me my address is (NOT DISCLOSED TO PROTECT MY NEW ROOMMATE).
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(MY RESPONSE BELOW)
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Jeff-
Hells yes. I'm pumped about you wanting to move in. Totally roomie-luv at first sight if you ask me. Seriously. Being that I’m a girl and all, for some reason it always just sucks to live with girls. I’m so looking forward to having a guy around. And my roommate search is over too.
I’m glad you signed up at 24 Hour. You should have told me though and I could have gotten you a discount or something…referrals help ya know. ;) We can ball that shit up. Let me know when you are up there, and I’ll meet you.
Ok, so I’m attaching a document (totally informal…not a lease by any means…just an agreement) to re-assure me that you’re totally legit and that I’m not going to get dicked over. Read through it. Let me know if you’re cool with it. It’s just so that we’re on the same page. If you agree, you can sign it the next time you see me. If you don’t, I’ll change it up. Cool?
Alright, so holler at me next time you’re near. My Darci wants to meet you and hang out soon too.
-Alisha
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(ROOMMATE AGREEMENT)
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Between: Jeff (fill in your last name here please) and Alisha
Drafted: 11/28/05
Agreed Upon: xx/xx/05
Jeff agrees to move in with me in my home at (MY ADDRESS HERE) between the dates of December 16th, 2005 and January 1st, 2006. The rent payment of $550.00 is due to Alisha on the 1st of each month (cash, check, money-order—all ok). If you want to move in early (before January 1st, 2006) I will prorate the rent per day ($550.00 DIVIDED BY the # of days in the month TIMES the number of days you or your stuff is here). We’ll do a month to month lease thing, but if you plan on moving out please give me a month’s notice. If there comes a time that I want you to move out I’ll give you a month’s notice as well.
Alisha and Jeff will split bills (listed and ESTIMATED) below:
-Electric/Waste/Water-$50 (winter) to $100 (summer) per month/per person
-Gas-normally doesn’t exceed $15 per month/per person
-Cable/Roadrunner-roughly $65 per month/per person (but I’d like to reduce this by eliminating digital cable—I don’t use it—and maybe even going dial-up for internet—we can figure it out.)
-Alarm-$17 per month/per person
ESTIMATED TOTAL MAXIMUM BILLS PER PERSON/PER MONTH=$200
You can pay bill for bill as they come, or if you’d prefer to just pay a flat rate of $150 on top of rent the first of each month ($700 per month all bills included)…that may be easier, but it’s totally up to you.
If you foresee something (i.e. travel) that will keep you from being able to pay rent or bills on time, please make the payment out to me early and I will gladly hold it until the 1st of the month. In other words, please pay me sooner than later. The mortgage comes out of my bank account midnight of the 2nd. I like to have “the roommate half” in the bank by the 1st. Otherwise, I’m broke until all the funds settle. Same situation with the bills.
No security deposit is necessary, but if you decide you want to paint or alter the house in any way, please ask first. And please don’t paint the dog.
I can’t think of anything else at this time, except that you also promise to kill the spiders and help me with the disgusting trash. I hate them both. And also we should make a rule to play basketball and do spin class at least twice a week. (I’ll kill you in H-O-R-S-E at least once a week).
Please let me know if you agree with this stuff above or if you have issues and wish to change things.
Thanks Jeff.
Alisha
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(FROM JEFF)
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Hey Alisha,
I like your place too much to say no and you're really cool and I think it would be a lot of fun to live there. If you happen to come across someone else that you think would work out better then don't be reluctant to let me know. I'm extremely flexible so just whatever is best for you. When I was up in Austin this morning I checked out the 24 hour fitness and ended up signing up and shot around a bit. It's pretty cool. The spinning classes are a must. Those are a lot of fun. Well, I'm going to go ahead and take myself off of this site and so if you want to e-mail me my address is (NOT DISCLOSED TO PROTECT MY NEW ROOMMATE).
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(MY RESPONSE BELOW)
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Jeff-
Hells yes. I'm pumped about you wanting to move in. Totally roomie-luv at first sight if you ask me. Seriously. Being that I’m a girl and all, for some reason it always just sucks to live with girls. I’m so looking forward to having a guy around. And my roommate search is over too.
I’m glad you signed up at 24 Hour. You should have told me though and I could have gotten you a discount or something…referrals help ya know. ;) We can ball that shit up. Let me know when you are up there, and I’ll meet you.
Ok, so I’m attaching a document (totally informal…not a lease by any means…just an agreement) to re-assure me that you’re totally legit and that I’m not going to get dicked over. Read through it. Let me know if you’re cool with it. It’s just so that we’re on the same page. If you agree, you can sign it the next time you see me. If you don’t, I’ll change it up. Cool?
Alright, so holler at me next time you’re near. My Darci wants to meet you and hang out soon too.
-Alisha
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(ROOMMATE AGREEMENT)
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Between: Jeff (fill in your last name here please) and Alisha
Drafted: 11/28/05
Agreed Upon: xx/xx/05
Jeff agrees to move in with me in my home at (MY ADDRESS HERE) between the dates of December 16th, 2005 and January 1st, 2006. The rent payment of $550.00 is due to Alisha on the 1st of each month (cash, check, money-order—all ok). If you want to move in early (before January 1st, 2006) I will prorate the rent per day ($550.00 DIVIDED BY the # of days in the month TIMES the number of days you or your stuff is here). We’ll do a month to month lease thing, but if you plan on moving out please give me a month’s notice. If there comes a time that I want you to move out I’ll give you a month’s notice as well.
Alisha and Jeff will split bills (listed and ESTIMATED) below:
-Electric/Waste/Water-$50 (winter) to $100 (summer) per month/per person
-Gas-normally doesn’t exceed $15 per month/per person
-Cable/Roadrunner-roughly $65 per month/per person (but I’d like to reduce this by eliminating digital cable—I don’t use it—and maybe even going dial-up for internet—we can figure it out.)
-Alarm-$17 per month/per person
ESTIMATED TOTAL MAXIMUM BILLS PER PERSON/PER MONTH=$200
You can pay bill for bill as they come, or if you’d prefer to just pay a flat rate of $150 on top of rent the first of each month ($700 per month all bills included)…that may be easier, but it’s totally up to you.
If you foresee something (i.e. travel) that will keep you from being able to pay rent or bills on time, please make the payment out to me early and I will gladly hold it until the 1st of the month. In other words, please pay me sooner than later. The mortgage comes out of my bank account midnight of the 2nd. I like to have “the roommate half” in the bank by the 1st. Otherwise, I’m broke until all the funds settle. Same situation with the bills.
No security deposit is necessary, but if you decide you want to paint or alter the house in any way, please ask first. And please don’t paint the dog.
I can’t think of anything else at this time, except that you also promise to kill the spiders and help me with the disgusting trash. I hate them both. And also we should make a rule to play basketball and do spin class at least twice a week. (I’ll kill you in H-O-R-S-E at least once a week).
Please let me know if you agree with this stuff above or if you have issues and wish to change things.
Thanks Jeff.
Alisha
posted by ALISHA at 10:21 PM
5 Comments:
HOLD UP!! this contract is not complete without my 2 cents
Things I think should be in the contract:
1)must learn and respect the game of beer pong (before move in)
2)must tell me my slug bug is hot at least once a day
3)teach me how to do a jump shot so i can finally beat Alisha in H-O-R-S-E without her starting out with an H-O-R (i so almost had you that game)
4)must attend ALL BUHNER BASEBALL events (starting this saturday)
5)must have sunday dinners with us
ok well i think this sums up all of my concerns for now. if i think of anything else i'll let you know.
oh i forgot the most important rule...
6)CANNOT fall romantically in love with Alisha
okay thats all for now :)
Jeff has NO IDEA what he's getting himself into...We are going to change his life. I'm sure of it.
And Darci, don't worry about him falling love with me. Shit. He'll run away puking when he figures out how in love I am with you.
I can't wait to see the look on his face the first time he sees me stick my (BLANK) in your (BLANK)!...Finger in your nose...that is.
The other most important rule........keep your door locked at all times and allow Jeff to play his stereo extremely loud. " la la la la la la"
sorry for being rude and not introducing myself. I'm The Jeff and it's very nice to meet y'all, hopefully in person one day. Yah, I got really lucky finding Alisha and Darci. They're definitely the coolest.
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