-PINOCCHIO-

"A glass half empty is indeed half full, but half a lie will never be half the truth."

I've never heard many words more true. Drink up a bottle of Pinocchio and understand what I mean.

http://www.vinopinocchio.it/

It's just wine. But really. Just get some. It's called Pinocchio...like the cartoon. It's fuckin' good. And it's cheap (mel jay). Enjoy.

I love you all.