-RECONSIDER THAT DIPPING SAUCE-
Got-damn. I went out for sushi the other night and I kindly asked my waiter for a certain side of dipping sauce for my favorite roll. “Sure, no problem”, he replied.
Great, thanks.
Some 30 minutes later I received the bill...
Rainbow roll-$11...Kyoto roll-$12...Edamame-$4.50...2 oz. Side Sauce-$2.
“Are you kidding? 2 dollars for a fucking side of sauce?!” I thought to myself...
“Are you kidding? 2 dollars for a fucking side of sauce?!” I said aloud...
You know, you can get a 2 liter of coke for 99-cents. A 24 oz. can of beer will run you $1.89 at most convenient stores. Chips and salsa are free at most fine Mexican food establishments. And you wanna charge me $2 for a damn 2 oz. side of dipping sauce?
That’s coming out of your tip, buddy. You’re messing with the wrong person.
Great, thanks.
Some 30 minutes later I received the bill...
Rainbow roll-$11...Kyoto roll-$12...Edamame-$4.50...2 oz. Side Sauce-$2.
“Are you kidding? 2 dollars for a fucking side of sauce?!” I thought to myself...
“Are you kidding? 2 dollars for a fucking side of sauce?!” I said aloud...
You know, you can get a 2 liter of coke for 99-cents. A 24 oz. can of beer will run you $1.89 at most convenient stores. Chips and salsa are free at most fine Mexican food establishments. And you wanna charge me $2 for a damn 2 oz. side of dipping sauce?
That’s coming out of your tip, buddy. You’re messing with the wrong person.
posted by ALISHA at 7:40 AM
4 Comments:
Listen up Counselor. I don't "take" the Darci out to dinner...Everything is 50/50 when it comes to that. The fact of the matter is this...Sauce ain't worth no 2 damn dollars. We paid the damn bill. It's just the fact of the matter. Next time you're in town, I'll take you out to a nice sauce dinner. My treat. Ass.
Listen up Counselor. I don't "take" the Darci out to dinner...Everything is 50/50 when it comes to that. The fact of the matter is this...Sauce ain't worth no 2 damn dollars. We paid the damn bill. It's just the fact of the matter. Next time you're in town, I'll take you out to a nice sauce dinner. My treat. Ass.
It IS kinky...A nice sauce dinner with 2 of your favorite people.
Glad you caught on to that.
Oops. I thought you meant me and Julie?
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