-HOOK, LINE, and SINKER-

If someone you hardly know comes up to you in a bar and says, “You know, I had plans for us to make-out this summer”, you’d probably throw-up in your mouth a little bit.

I often times think back to a drunken night in May when Darci first approached me with this pick-up line, and I wonder what I could have been thinking by giving her the time of day. Actually, I wonder what she was thinking, in general. But it’s been 6 months now. And she still flirts with me like I’m her 7th grade crush. And she still practices her dreadful pick-up lines on me. She even still plans times for us to make-out.

Just today at lunch I showed her my chewed-up chicken teriyaki 6 times. It didn’t even phase her. Sometimes when we’re in bed at night I’ll let out tooters and pull the covers over her head. She just laughs and rolls her eyes at me. In the mornings I wake her up by opening the blinds so the light shines on her face. She just gives me a sleepy-head glare and rolls over. I get the biggest kick out being such a little turd, and for some reason she still loves me.

I’ve never done anything to deserve such a wonderful person, but whatever I’m doing now is working. You guys got anymore ideas for things I can do to keep her coming back for more? I can only toot and show my food so often.