-FUNKY COLD MEDINA-

You know how if you are really thirsty you can just guzzle cold water, no problem. It feels good right? Quenches your thirst and shit. But holy damn...if you put a piece of spearmint gum in your mouth, and then try and drink cold water...you better watch out. That shit will freeze your mouth off. If you’ve never done it, I don’t recommend trying it. It kinda gives you that same painful sensation like when you eat a big glob of wasabi, or a whole jalapeno pepper. But drinking more water only makes it worse. You just have to deal with the pain until it goes away. Tricky gum maker bastards.