-I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU-

You know, there are a lot of things I can do really well. I can throw a spiral...grill like no other...shoot a basketball from anywhere. But when it comes to taking compliments, I SUCK.

So I’m laying in bed this morning...it’s about 4 a.m....STILL DARK OUTSIDE...PITCH BLACK IN THE ROOM...and my love rolls over to me...squeezes me tight and says, “Baby, you’re so beautiful.”

Without hesitation, I respond, “Thank you baby. That is a compliment I can accept. It’s completely dark. YOU CAN'T SEE ME!”

Then I thought about it some more. Does it count if you tell someone they’re beautiful in the dark? Seems like a round-about way to get lucky with an ugly person at 4 a.m.