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From: Jessica
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:42:24 -0500
To: Big Al Sare
Subject: Re: Whatajob Certificate

Alisha-

I’m a little loopy feeling today. I think my body is at war and is fighting a cold. I’m feeling a tad run down.

-Jessica

From: Alisha
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:01:00 -0500
To: Jessica
Subject: Re: Whatajob Certificate

Baby J-

I’m sorry tiger. I’m a little out of it too. I went hard core at ACL and my body is hurting...not like from over-consumption (well maybe a little), but just from walking, standing and sitting in the sun all day everyday. And the dust...let me tell you about the dust...I breathed in so much dust...it’s got me coughing up blood. Sick.

All this leads me to...I’m sorry your feeling bad. Let me know if I can do anything to help. I have a highlighter, a drum stick and a cactus over here. None of which have actual healing powers, but still...

-Alisha

From: Jessica
Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:59:06 -0500
To: Big Al Sare
Subject: Re: Whatajob Certificate

I guess if you would do some sort of Indian healing dance with your highlighter, drumstick, and cactus. I would feel a little better I think.