Thursday, September 22, 2005

-FOR THE LOVE OF RITA-

My house rests 30 feet from a creek bed.

So I’m feeling like this Hurricane Rita has all of a sudden become a really big deal.

I think all Mexican food establishments should sell “Rita Ritas.” Margaritas for half-price or less with a five-Rita minimum per person. Then, all proceeds should be donated to, none other than, me.

After all, it is my idea. And my house is destined to float away within the next 72 hours.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rachael said...

i hope you follow through on this idea, and fulfill your horoscope for today while you're at it. in fact, if you want to make me some ritas, i'll give you the green

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ill drink 5 ritas for you anyday....but right now im going to need a straw so i can drink them from bed since thats where i have been for the past 4 days :-)

5:23 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home