-CHEER UP CHAMP-

You know, when someone’s in a bad ass mood...they really don’t want you to be happy and cheer them up. They want you to be upset too. If they walk around huffing and puffing, and you look at them or smile at them, then they scowl. It makes them even more mad. If you get huffy and puffy or pissy about something of your own, then they’ll rationalize by thinking they have it worse than you, and that you should get over it.

I’m gonna go out and buy a stuffed Care Bear, the rainbow one...the one they call “Cheer Bear.” And every time someone tries to bring their pissy ass mood around me, I’m gonna throw it at them as hard as I can and tell them to “cheer the fuck up”. That’ll be such a good mix of happiness and piss-off that they won’t know what to think.