-OH IT’S JUST PUPPY LOVE. OR IS IT?-

This may or may not surprise you, but me and the Darci have been together for almost a year now. I guess you could say we like each other a little bit. This Thursday is our 1 year anniversary, and it’s not only a cause for celebration, but also the perfect time to reward her for putting up with me. It ain’t easy, but she does it and I love her for it.

So what’s her reward you ask...? The one on the right. Now all at once...”ahhhhhh.”

-HOLE IN ONE-

We have our annual company golf tournament tomorrow, so yesterday a few co-workers, the Darci and I all went to hit some golf balls over lunch. I’ve been wanting to get my own set of clubs, but never got around to it so I just planned on using Darci’s for the tourney.

Anyways, my co-workers and I hit our balls and went back to work. Darci, unbeknownst to me, went shopping.

Later than night I pull into my driveway and there are signs all over the outside and inside of the house. The signs read messages such as, Tee Up, Fore!!, Birdie, Eagle, etc. Everywhere I turn there’s a sign. I called her immediately and said “what are you trying to do Crazy Woman?!” She said she was trying to get me fired up for the golf tournament.

A few seconds later I look outside, and on the garage door there’s a sign that reads “Hole In One.” So what do I do? I go out to the garage, open the door, and right in front of me is a brand new set of golf clubs in a golf bag, surrounded by balls, and tees. Talk about being fired up.

-WINDSHIELD NOTE-

There was a new Toyota FJ Cruiser parked by my job, and since the dealers only have these cars on their showroom floors I’ve never been able to even start one up. If I ever wanted to ride in it...this was my golden opportunity. I looked out my office window for about 30 minutes, but the owner never came out...so what’d I do? I left a note.
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Dear Mr. Or Ms. FJ Cruiser Driver,

I plan on buying an FJ Cruiser in about 2 weeks, but I’ve never even ridden in one or anything. The dealers are real stingy with ‘em. If you have the time I’d love to ask you a few questions and see how you’re liking it so far. I promise I’m not weird or crazy or anything. I work across the street at McGarrah Jessee, so if you’re not in a hurry you can just come right in and ask for Alisha. Have a great day.

Thanks,
Alisha
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Some 10 minutes later...he came to my office, and he was the nicest guy ever. He offered to let me drive it and everything. It was awesome.