-THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE RING?-
Normally, my alarm clock rings at 7 every morning. Darci gets up first, lets Tanner out, feeds him, then makes me breakfast. About 5 to 10 minutes later I wake up, start a pot of coffee, and go take my shower while Darci continues making breakfast. (She’s a real good girlfriend like that.) When I get out...We sit down...Eat...Then she does the dishes while I go finish getting ready for work.
Around 8 or so, we leave for work, together. She drops me off. Calls me 3 or 4 times throughout the day, and picks me up around 6 when my day is over.
That was then.
Now, Darci has a job at Waterloo waiting tables from like 6 am to 3 pm everyday. Do you know what that means? No really, do you have any idea? I don’t think you do.
That means what used to be a 7 o’clock wake up time, is now 5 o’clock...in the morning. It’s still dark at 5 am, people.
Yeah, and what’s even better, around 5:05 this morning I was the one slaving over the stove, making her breakfast, while she ran around the house getting ready for work. And that’s cool though, because the way I see it, working 8 hours a day, she has the potential to make AT LEAST 50 bucks a day in tips. And that’s on a slow day, not even including hourly wage.
I don’t know if she knows this, but after working only 50 shifts at Waterloo, she’ll have enough money to buy me that ring she’s saving up for. I don’t know if she knows this either, but since she got this new job...she’s saving up for a ring.
That Darci. She sure is sweet.
Around 8 or so, we leave for work, together. She drops me off. Calls me 3 or 4 times throughout the day, and picks me up around 6 when my day is over.
That was then.
Now, Darci has a job at Waterloo waiting tables from like 6 am to 3 pm everyday. Do you know what that means? No really, do you have any idea? I don’t think you do.
That means what used to be a 7 o’clock wake up time, is now 5 o’clock...in the morning. It’s still dark at 5 am, people.
Yeah, and what’s even better, around 5:05 this morning I was the one slaving over the stove, making her breakfast, while she ran around the house getting ready for work. And that’s cool though, because the way I see it, working 8 hours a day, she has the potential to make AT LEAST 50 bucks a day in tips. And that’s on a slow day, not even including hourly wage.
I don’t know if she knows this, but after working only 50 shifts at Waterloo, she’ll have enough money to buy me that ring she’s saving up for. I don’t know if she knows this either, but since she got this new job...she’s saving up for a ring.
That Darci. She sure is sweet.
posted by ALISHA at 10:38 AM
7 Comments:
that is a HOTT ring
Thanks Rachael. Only 49 more shifts to go...and it's mine. (I sure hope Darci agrees to this...we've never actually discussed this kind of thing.) Oh well.
Honey...Baby....Sugar...Sweetie...i work 9 hours a day (not 8) and i make WAY more than 50 bucks a day in tips and im still coaching...you do the math :)
Well shit Big Spenda, let me just recalculate with those kind of numbers...
My new calculations look like I shoulda had that ring in ‘05, honey. You’ve got some explaining to do now.
Why you holding back on me? What? You don't looove me?
ring in 2005?....more like broke in 2005....i just started this job, rememeber?...oh wait how could you forget, you already have my pay checks planned out....umms for the poor.....
Baby, you’ve got me all wrong. I’m only planning out your tips for you. You can do whatever you like with the actual paycheck.
AHHHHH i see....looks like im going to need a 3rd job
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